Dead Republican Pimp Dennis Hof Wins Election to Nevada Assembly: Echochamber Friday

Make sure we don’t become frogs in a well. Welcome to Echochamber Friday.

This next piece reflects the current state of American politics. The actual headline is:

Dead Republican pimp Dennis Hof WINS election to Nevada State Assembly – three weeks after porn star Ron Jeremy and a prostitute found his body at his Love Ranch brothel

But wait, there’s more!

The pimp died celebrating his birthday and is now representative for a district which includes the Nevada National Security Site where nuclear weapons were tested.

Evangelicals in his district said they voted for him because they believed he would clean up politics and not be beholden to special-interest groups and their money.

Hof was a celebrity reality TV star on HBO’s Cat House, which featured his “Love Ranch.” Former NBA star and Kardashian sycophant Lamar Odom was found unconscious at Love Ranch after a famous four-day stay.

Odom says after doing piles of cocaine and Viagra with a pair of skinny hoes, he woke up African and married to a Kardashian.

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Hof called himself the ‘Trump of Pahrump’ after the Nevada city where he owned another two brothels. Hof considered himself a libertarian pimpin’ for Ron Paul.

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You can’t make this shit up. Well, you can, but there’s no need to make it up. Because it’s real. Because ‘Merica.

Nevada evangelicals are waiting at the Area 51 Alien Cathouse about 85 miles northwest of Las Vegas on US 95 in the Amargosa Valley. to see if Hof rises from the dead to fulfill the prophecy of his becoming Vice President with running mate, Jeremy to quote “Make America ‘Bate Again.”

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