OMG!!! Taylor Swift is a Democrat!!!

Taylor Swift made this exciting Announcement she votes for Democrats in Tennessee.

On October 7th.

It is now October 21st. Two weeks later. And I am just now finding out about this.

That’s how cool I am.

Apparently white supremacists everywhere are committing suicide over their Aryan Disney princess fantasies gone down in Photoshop flames.


That’s why we make the big bucks here at Open Society. We stay on top of the political issues that matter. Just not the ones that matter to most Americans.

Haters gonna hate.

Baters gonna bate.

Straighters gonna strate.

Potaters gonna potate.

Greaters gonna grate.



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